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| 12:34pm 12/10/2007 |
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Hosted By: Evil Twin band When: Wednesday Oct 31, 2007 at 9:00 PM Where: Noc Noc 1516 2nd ave Seattle, WA 98101 United States Description: You wanted the best you got.....Evil Twin as Kiss on Halloween night...
we'll be joining the girls of Hysteria Exotic Cabaret, who rock the pole like no others and in so very little clothing.. and special guests Lucky Lucy O'Rebel, and MIss Georgia Myles.... and of course, a fantabulous costume contest and other insanity as well....
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| 06:33pm 14/04/2007 |
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i got ticket's to see jarvis cocker on the 30th........that's yet another person/group i'd thought i'd never get to see here in the states......earlier this month i got the joy of seeing tyla from dogs d'amour....amazing...and now i get to start the week of my birthday off with jarvis at the showbox....wee |
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| 06:42pm 05/04/2007 |
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| You Should Get An All Over Tattoo |  Outrageous and funky Because you should never have to choose just one tattoo |
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| show tonight! |
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| 11:23am 31/01/2007 |
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seattlites.....this is it dont miss out, Evil Twin's last show till march/april....where tonight at 9, at the central saloon......dont miss this one, there will be free shirts, and a couple of new songs being torn thru!
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| FUCK YEAH!!!! |
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| 01:14pm 29/11/2006 |
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it's confirmed.....my band Evil Twin will be opening both nights for Gene Loves Jezebele when they come to town....dec. 22nd at El corazon, and Dec 23rd at the manette saloon. |
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| 10:03pm 26/11/2006 |
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The Misfits This is where you belong in the annals of punk history! |
| You're pretty cool but sometimes the problem is, is that you know it. 9 times out of ten, you are the life of any party you go to, just be careful not to put your logo on everything you can. What you lack in substance, you more than make up for with style and flare. You are definately one of a kind, but don't let it go to your head... oh yeah, I probably wouldn't want to mess with you or tell you this to your face. |
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You scored higher than 99% on wild apathy |
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You scored higher than 99% on pissed off |
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You scored higher than 99% on comically evil |
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You scored higher than 99% on socially aware |
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| how to bathe your cat.... |
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| 05:08pm 19/11/2006 |
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How To Bathe A Cat
Fortunately for you, several years ago a client gave me a written set of instructions about cat bathing which I am privileged to share with you: Cat Bathing As A Martial Art
A. Know that although the cat has the advantage of quickness and lack of concern for human life, you have the advantage of strength. Capitalize on that advantage by selecting the battlefield. Don't try to bathe him in an open area where he can force you to chase him. Pick a very small bathroom. If your bathroom is more than four feet square, I recommend that you get in the tub with the cat and close the sliding-glass doors as if you were about to take a shower. (A simple shower curtain will not do. A berserk cat can shred a three-ply rubber shower curtain quicker than a politician can shift positions.)
B. Know that a cat has claws and will not hesitate to remove all the skin from your body. Your advantage here is that you are smart and know how to dress to protect yourself.
I recommend canvas overalls tucked into high-top construction boots, a pair of steel-mesh gloves, an army helmet, a hockey face-mask, and a long-sleeved flak jacket.
C. Use the element of surprise. Pick up your cat nonchalantly, as if to simply carry him to his supper dish. (Cats will not usually notice your strange attire. They have little or no interest in fashion as a rule.)
D. Once you are inside the bathroom, speed is essential to survival. In a single liquid motion, shut the bathroom door, step into the tub enclosure, slide the glass door shut, dip the cat in the water and squirt him with shampoo. You have begun one of the wildest 45 seconds of your life.
E. Cats have no handles. Add the fact that he now has soapy fur, and the problem is radically compounded. Do not expect to hold on to him for more than two or three seconds at a time. When you have him, however, you must remember to give him another squirt of shampoo and rub like crazy.
He'll then spring free and fall back into the water, thereby rinsing himself off. (The national record for cats is three latherings, so don't expect too much.)
F. Next, the cat must be dried. Novice cat bathers always assume this part will be the most difficult, for humans generally are worn out at this point and the cat is just getting really determined. In fact, the drying is simple compared with what you have just been through. That's because by now the cat is semi-permanently fixed to your right leg.
You simply pop the drain plug with your foot, reach for your towel and wait. (Occasionally, however, the cat will end up clinging to the top of your army helmet. If this happens, the best thing you can do is to shake him loose and to encourage him toward your leg.) After all the water is drained from the tub, it is a simple matter to just reach down and dry the cat.
In a few days the cat will relax enough to be removed from your leg. He will usually have nothing to say for about three weeks and will spend a lot of time sitting with his back to you. He might even become psychoceramic and develop the fixed stare of a plaster figurine. You will be tempted to assume he is angry. This isn't usually the case.
As a rule he is simply plotting ways to get through your defenses and injure you for life the next time you decide to give him a bath.
But at least now he smells a lot better.
mind you, i would never ever attempt such a feat, as i've seen what cats i owned will do to the bather....it's best handle by the professionals, so that way the cat only is mad at you for the trip to hell...which is a far lesser evil then the actual bath. |
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| 11:33am 16/11/2006 |
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Which Kathleen Hanna Are You?  Hey, you're Bikini Kill Kathleen HannaEveryone love you...except Courtney Love. You are unafraid of attacking stereotypes and as cheesy as it sounds...you just want to rock. But you want to tell the world what's wrong with it too. Take this quiz!

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| EVIL Twin ROCKS YOU TONIGHT! |
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| 09:37am 03/11/2006 |
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TONIGHT!!!!
come one come all for the greatest rock n roll line up in seattle history.....Jimmy Flame and the Sexxy boys, Evil Twin, and the Space cretins.....all brought to you by jasongrimes.com.
get ready to drink heavily, and leave without your hearing intact...
When: Friday Nov 03, 2006 at 9:00 PM
Where:: Jules Maes Saloon 5919 Airport Way South seattle, WA 98108 |
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| 11:53am 15/09/2006 |
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whoa!
nothing like getting a phone call to be told that you just got played on KEXP.....without a request....awwww yeah! |
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| need something to do tonight....try this!!! |
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| 01:51pm 06/09/2006 |
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wednesday Sept. 6th, ....so drag your asses out, and call in dead the next morning....it will be worth it.
so get out, get loud and get drunk with : Evil Twin, The Golden Gods, Mos Generator, and The Midnight Idols.
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| 02:22pm 30/08/2006 |
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come nov. 1 you'll no longer be able to pick up any of these in the downtown area!
Beer and Malt Products Bull Ice 8% Busch Ice 5.9% Colt 45 Ice 6.1% Colt 45 Malt Liquor 6.4 % Hurricane Ice Malt Liquor 7.5% Keystone Ice 5.9% Lucky Ice Ale Premium 6.1% Mickey's Iced Brewed Ale 5.8% Mickey's Malt Liquor 5.6% Miller High Life Ice 5.9% Milwaukee's Best Ice 5.9% Milwaukee's Best Premium Ice Beer 5.9% Natural Ice 5.6% Old Milwaukee Ice 5.9% Olde English "800" 7.5% Pabst Ice 4.8% Rainier Ale 7.3% Red Bull Malt Liquor 5.5% Red Dog 4.9% Schmidt Ice 5.8% Special 800 Reserve 6.0% St. Ide's Liquor and Special Brews 7.3% Steel Reserve (Five different types – 8.1% for four types, 5.5% for one type) Wine Products Cisco 18.0% Gino's Premium Blend 14.0% MD 20/20 13.5% Night Train Express 17.0% Richard's Wild Irish Rose 13.9% Thunderbird 18.0%
so you best stock up on the mickey's, nighttrain, maddog, and of course thunderbird.!!!
seriously wtf is happening in this town.....before too much longer you wont be able to do anything other then park and walk thru downtown.....no drinking, no smoking, no fun. heh. |
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| Evil Twin @ El Corazon Wed. Sept. 6th. |
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| 03:44pm 28/08/2006 |
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Last minute, well not completely last minute, but yeah show announcement!!!!
wednesday Sept. 6th, we're finally gettin on the big stage at El Corazon....so drag your asses out, and call in dead the next morning....it will be worth it.
so get out, get loud and get drunk with : Evil Twin, The Golden Gods, Mos Generator, and The Midnight Idols. |
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| 12:36pm 30/06/2006 |
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TYPE P You scored 87 imagination, 75 confidence, 50 dominance, and 70 generosity! |
| You are a KINKY, CONFIDENT, DOMINANT lover who prefers to give. This means that: You like relatively kinky sex, and you have the great imagination that will always keep your partner guessing and excited! There's no getting bored with you around, you could never settle for dull sex, you want something fun and new all the time. You aren't afraid to try out anything you hear about. You might just be an intelligent lover who needs to be mentally engaged, or perhaps you have some dirty dark secret kinky desires, but either way, you're never boring. You are pretty confident in bed. This means that you know you can please your lover. Maybe you've read a lot of sex manuals, or have the experience from previous lovers, or just tend to be skilled at whatever you get your hands on, but you're good and you know it. You can really get results and know that you have pure talent, so you won't be hiding away shy, pretending to be all innocent. Your partners love your naughty self assurance, you don't hesitate and this makes you a sensational lover. You tend to be dominant in bed, so you prefer to be the one giving the orders than taking them. Maybe you like the power, or just like controlling the pace, perhaps your partner likes to be dominanted, or maybe you get a kick out of the whole master/slave relationship, it could be something as small as liking to be on top during sex and tie up your lover to tease them, or it could be as kinky as them having to ask your permission to do anything at all. Either way, you are firm and you enjoy it! You prefer to give than recieve. This makes you a very unselfish lover, devoted to the needs of your partner rather than your own. You get your pleasure from seeing them get theirs, you are a model sex partner. I'm sure plenty of people would love to have someone like you in bed with them! Remember though that if your partner gets pleasure from returning the favour it's okay to let them, they might love giving as much as you do! WE SUGGEST YOU: get into some slightly more hardcore fantasy territory. Go for bondage in a not so light and fluffy way and discover just what you really like. Want to play master/slave games? Want to be tied up or tie someone up, in just enough discomfort that they don't quite relax? Want to try a threesome? Maybe you'd even like to try out sado-masochism. It's your call. Whatever you do, unleash that kinky thing you've always really wanted to try and give it a go, you're a great lover, and you know it, up for anything, generous, imaginative, confident, and happy to go for what you want, so enjoy. |
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You scored higher than 76% on imagination |
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You scored higher than 41% on confidence |
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You scored higher than 27% on dominance |
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You scored higher than 63% on generosity |
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